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Mouse's Hijacking

Mouse was driving along the road called Life Highway the other day, with his wife and kids in the car. As they were driving along he came to the first set of robots(yes on the highway). Anyway someone came tapping on his window, and Mouse rolled it down. It was a hitchhiker who said please may he have a lift. Mouse promptly refused as he had his wife in the seat and felt i

t was inappropriate to mix the two. The hitchhiker said:'That is fine, but just to let you know, my name is Mr Dollar, and I can give you alot of power if you just let me squeeze in'. Mouse told his wife to voetsak to the back and made Mr Dollar sit nicely in the front with the aircon directly blowing on him. At the next robot, another hitchhiker came and the same thing transpired, Mouse told him his car is full so he can't accommodate him. The man said it is fine but he is Mr Pound, and is worth twice that of Mr Dollar. Immediately Mouse told Mr Dollar jump in the back, and made his kids sit on his wife's lap..he put Mr Pound in the front seat.


At the next robot a nice clean looking man came and asked for a lift. Mouse enquired his name to which he replied, Mr Islam. Mouse told him, 'ay sorry my friend I can't accommodate you! I am really really full up can't you see? You know what, I'll come visit you 5 times a day hows that? I'll also take you with me with Umrah, and when Ramadhaan comes, YOU CAN COME STAY WITH ME! But to have you on this road of life all the time, I can't fit you in right now. Sorry boet.' Mr Islam tried reasoning with him, and even told him he will be there when his other passengers left him. But stubborn Mouse drove away.

At the next robot it was already night time. And from nowhere the window crashed open. It was a shock for Mouse, as there was a grizzly ugly individual with a gun pointed at him. 'Hello, this is the end of the road of Life for you Mouse, I'm taking you away'. Mouse, after peeing in his pants asked who he was and offered him Mr Dollar, Mr Pound to which he replied" I don't need all of this, I am the one and only Malaakul-Maut. Your time is up, come, if only you had picked up Mr Islam on the way, he would have protected you now, and made this transition easy. But since you left him on the side of the road...I will make this a billion times worse than whatever you imagined.'

To which Mrs Mouse(Mouses wife) replied:"Ya take this bloody rubbish, he was never good to me anyway, threw me in the back of the car like one thomazaan. Take him and throw him in a deep pit, strip him of his designer clothes, put planks on top, and fill the ground to above ground level..."

Let us choose whether Dunya is more important or our Islam. Oh you sister who walks with her hair flowing and skinny tight jeans, oh you brother who thinks that his chain and spiked hair will protect against death... Think again!

Hadeeth Newsflash

Reported by Abu Hurairah (RA): The Prophet (peace be upon him) said, "Allah, the Exalted, says: `I will contend on the Day of Resurrection against three (types of) people: One who makes a covenant in My Name and then breaks it; one who sells a free man as a slave and devours his price; and one who hires a workman and having taken full work from him, does not pay him his wages.''' [Al-Bukhari]

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