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GHOSTLY GRAVEsTONE=))

Late 1 nyt jack takes a shortcut thru the cemetary. Hearing a tappin sound he becomes scared nd quickens his pace. The tappin gets louder nd jack is becoming scared out of his boots. Then he notices a man chisellin a tombstome. “Thank goodness”jack says to the man. “Yon gave me the fright of my life. Why are u wrkin so late ?". They spelt my name wrong:| =D

Hadeeth Newsflash

Reported by Jundub bin `Abdullah (RA): The Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) said, "Once someone said: `By Allah! Allah will not forgive such and such (a person).' Thereupon Allah, the Exalted and the Glorious, said: `Who is he who takes an oath in My Name that I will not grant pardon to so-and-so? I have granted pardon to so-and-so and rendered your good deeds fruitless.''' [Muslim]

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