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Late 1 nyt jack takes a shortcut thru the cemetary. Hearing a tappin sound he becomes scared nd quickens his pace. The tappin gets louder nd jack is becoming scared out of his boots. Then he notices a man chisellin a tombstome. “Thank goodness”jack says to the man. “Yon gave me the fright of my life. Why are u wrkin so late ?". They spelt my name wrong:| =D

Hadeeth Newsflash

Reported by Abu Hurairah (RA): The Prophet (peace be upon him) said, "Allah, the Exalted, says: `I will contend on the Day of Resurrection against three (types of) people: One who makes a covenant in My Name and then breaks it; one who sells a free man as a slave and devours his price; and one who hires a workman and having taken full work from him, does not pay him his wages.''' [Al-Bukhari]

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