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A father was scolding his young son for not doing his homework.

"If I had a computer, it would be so much easier," said the son.

"You don't need a computer," replied the father. "When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he studied by candlelight in a log cabin."

"And when he was your age," the son replied, "He was President of the United States!"

Hadeeth Newsflash

Reported by Jundub bin `Abdullah (RA): The Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) said, "Once someone said: `By Allah! Allah will not forgive such and such (a person).' Thereupon Allah, the Exalted and the Glorious, said: `Who is he who takes an oath in My Name that I will not grant pardon to so-and-so? I have granted pardon to so-and-so and rendered your good deeds fruitless.''' [Muslim]

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