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A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :

 

Name: Girl

Symbol: Gl

Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.

 

Physical properties:

1. Boils at any time,

2. Melts when handled with love and care,

3. very bitter when mishandled.

 

Chemical properties:

1. Very reactive,

2. Highly unstable,

3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.

 

Nature:

1. Money reducing agent.

2. Volatile when left alone.

 

Occurrence:

Mostly found in front of the mirrors.

Hadeeth Newsflash

Reported by Jundub bin `Abdullah (RA): The Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) said, "Once someone said: `By Allah! Allah will not forgive such and such (a person).' Thereupon Allah, the Exalted and the Glorious, said: `Who is he who takes an oath in My Name that I will not grant pardon to so-and-so? I have granted pardon to so-and-so and rendered your good deeds fruitless.''' [Muslim]

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