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A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :


Name: Girl

Symbol: Gl

Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.


Physical properties:

1. Boils at any time,

2. Melts when handled with love and care,

3. very bitter when mishandled.


Chemical properties:

1. Very reactive,

2. Highly unstable,

3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.



1. Money reducing agent.

2. Volatile when left alone.



Mostly found in front of the mirrors.

Hadeeth Newsflash

Reported by Jundub bin `Abdullah (RA): The Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) said, "Once someone said: `By Allah! Allah will not forgive such and such (a person).' Thereupon Allah, the Exalted and the Glorious, said: `Who is he who takes an oath in My Name that I will not grant pardon to so-and-so? I have granted pardon to so-and-so and rendered your good deeds fruitless.''' [Muslim]

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